Summer Fun Has Finally Begun!

Foxden5 Action News has learned that a great summer is underway for the Fox Family. Reporting Live, on the scene, is our own Audrey Fox.


Noah: In entertainment news, Noah has been cast in the third production of his acting career. Viewers will remember, Noah appeared last winter in, "Aesop's (Oh So Slightly) Updated Fables" and "Any Dream Will Do", which was the culmination of an acting workshop he completed last spring. Noah's current project is a member of the chorus in "Alice in Wonderland." He began rehearsals last week and will perform at the Toledo Repertoire Theater, August 18-21. In other news, Noah is excited to attend church camp, this July, where he will spend nearly five days away from home. His mother reports a slight sadness that, depending on it's track, has the potential to intensify as the event moves closer. Sources do tell us they believe it is a healthy dose of separation anxiety and all parties are expected to make a full recovery.

Josh: In sports news, Josh has recently taken a baseball to his right-eye area. In a freak accident, Josh was injured during practice last Thursday. Given the timing of the incident, Josh has had a long weekend to heal so he will not miss any practices or games. While the rainbow is visiting his face right now, the swelling and tenderness have decreased, significantly. When not playing baseball, sources tell Foxden5 Action News that Josh can be seen watching some type of sporting event. As long as there is competition involved, Josh is a fan. Witnesses have observed Josh follow baseball, golf, tennis, classic football and many more, often times, simultaneously. Josh credits the advancements made to television for his successful watching career, most specifically, the DVR.

Eric: Eric continues to heal from his recent bout with RMSF. For the most part, all symptoms are gone. The  struggle that remains, for Eric, is fatigue. Sources note an emotional meltdown can quickly occur and that serves to signal the need for a rest period. Bloodwork to test Liver enzymes will take place in 3 weeks.  He has resumed his season with the Yankees and #4 was recently observed pitching when his coached put him on the mound to make up for time spent in the hospital. He did a great job during his one-inning-pitching-career and reported later that 'pitching is hard'. In a recent statement, Eric said, "I hope July is better than June, in both health and warmth." He went on to say, "The first few weeks of summer were a little bit of a bummer." Sources don't know at this time if he will pursue a career in poetry, but his aptitude is clearly visible with that statement. Eric has added a joke to his collection and it goes like this: What time should you go to the dentist? *Answer* tooth thirty.

Chris: Our station reports a busy and productive summer for the head of this household. He has finished a backyard deck project, sold two houses, maintains full-time hours with his roofing business and every once in a while, he takes a 'break'. In his spare time, Chris can be seen helping with his church renovation project, holding batting practice for his 3 sons, cutting the grass for his elderly neighbor, or tackling home- improvement projects. Witnesses have noted that despite his work load, wherever Chris is spotted, he is smiling.

Audrey: In breaking news, Audrey is soon to learn which school she will transfer to, as a result of a district displacement. Foxden5 Action News has been told the meeting will take place this Friday, and the results will likely be different from what she had hoped for. Audrey is focusing on the positive and maintains that she may not end up where she thought she was going, but she will end up where she is meant to be. Audrey is loving the summer with her boys and enjoying the things she doesn't have time to do during the school year.

To capture the mood of this family, it would be safe to say, "Life is good." 

We return you to your regularly scheduled program. We'll bring you further developments as they occur. Signing off for now, this is Audrey Fox, reporting live, Foxden5 Action News.